Second coming
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The "Second Coming" is a fantasy held by delusional people who were mentally traumatized as children by their parents. They hold that the zombie they worship, who is both their god and the son of their god at the same time (and a magical spook at the same time too) turned in to bread and wine and then flew away 2000 years ago, and will some day return.
Wonderbread has no comment on the issue, though it is rumored that Smuckers and Skippy are excited at the sales all that bread will generate.
The Christians, specifically but not exclusively the "dispensationalist" death cult variety, believe that when he returns the "good" Christians will also fly away leaving all the "evil" people behind. Us "evil" people kind of hope it's true so these insane people will go away once and for all.
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